A truck driver to another truck driver - "Dum hai to bhaga le, warna peeche laga le"
Amitabh Bachhan - "A shooter wins a gold medal at olympics and you give him Rs 1 Crore. A shooter is shot dead fighting terrorists and you give him Rs 5 lakh? Who is the real winner here?"
And lastly the best one -
"Satyanash. Kab se us haar pe nazar laga kar baithi thi. Aur manzhi ne use ek naukrani ko de diya"
No need to guess, where the last one was spoken.