Saturday, September 27, 2008

Bakwaas!!!


A truck driver to another truck driver - "Dum hai to bhaga le, warna peeche laga le"


Amitabh Bachhan - "A shooter wins a gold medal at olympics and you give him Rs 1 Crore. A shooter is shot dead fighting terrorists and you give him Rs 5 lakh? Who is the real winner here?"

And lastly the best one - 

  "Satyanash. Kab se us haar pe nazar laga kar baithi thi. Aur manzhi ne use ek naukrani ko de diya"
 
No need to guess, where the last one was spoken.

3 comments:

  1. Well, Even I don't know where the last one is from....

    Lemme guess..."Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi"

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  2. pata nahi bhai....kisi serial se tha....wahi dialogue sun kar meri neend khuli thi..hehe

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